polkanots:

trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions 

thou-creamfaced-loon:

sometimes i am overwhelmed by how much i miss doctor who before moffat was head writer

anatidaeducks:

to all the kids who keep saying to me ‘i love your hair, i wish i could pull it off!’ the trick to pulling off coloured hair is this: colour your hair

swolizard:

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

pansexualfacts:

Fact: It has been discovered that the bermuda triangle is simply one pan, one bi, and one ace person collecting aircrafts and ships for the upcoming revolution.

fuckyeahloldemort:

do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole

ccmadbox:

i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”

I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.

captainfart:

things i look for in a boy:

  • hair looks nice short or long
  • pretty lips
  • long eyelashes
  • nice hands
  • toothpick legs
  • giant eyes
  • dark circles
  • makes weird faces
  • takes too many drunk selfies
  • captain rum
  • sebastian stan i’m looking for sebastian stan
asexualfactoftheday:

[#451. When in danger, when in doubt, Asexuals will just run in a circle screaming until the problem is resolved.]

asexualfactoftheday:

[#451. When in danger, when in doubt, Asexuals will just run in a circle screaming until the problem is resolved.]

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

thorodinbro:

captain america 2 wasnt a movie it was a spiritual journey

jaclcfrost:

i could talk about that character less

but i could also

not do that

  • me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me: Did I fucking stutter?