im laughing so much because like
this makes perfect sense in context but i just realised how strange this must sound to non-fans like
ah yes lightbulbs and cats and resisting a capatilist corpocratic regime ok
sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”
imagine steve coming out to the gang like “guys ive been thinking about it and with all the new—” [wavy hand gesture] “—stuff and labels and everything ive decided that i think im bi” and he asks them if theyre all cool with that and its silent and then they all just burst out laughing and hes like “?? :(” but then tony puts his hand on steves shoulder and in between snorts hes just like ”dude literally all of us are queer” (nat jumps in after she calms down and goes “yeah even fury”) ((and then she gets all serious and goes "no one is safe" and steve doesnt know whether to panic or laugh))
On a scale from Skye to Loki, how well do you handle the revelation that your whole life has been a well-intentioned lie because of something horrible that happened to you as a baby?
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?
the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers
God, and they have to keep making up words. What’s wrong with “big ass triangles”?
Asexuals are the perfect spies, we are always forgotten about, we understand other people much more complexly than they understand us and no one will be able to seduce information out of us.