nikittypaprika:

im laughing so much because like

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this makes perfect sense in context but i just realised how strange this must sound to non-fans like

ah yes lightbulbs and cats and resisting a capatilist corpocratic regime ok

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

asmilinggoddess:

ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

inthesparklytardis:

I love these twitter accounts more than life itself

inthesparklytardis:

I love these twitter accounts more than life itself

eposetties:

imagine steve coming out to the gang like “guys ive been thinking about it and with all the new—” [wavy hand gesture] “—stuff and labels and everything ive decided that i think im bi” and he asks them if theyre all cool with that and its silent and then they all just burst out laughing and hes like “?? :(” but then tony puts his hand on steves shoulder and in between snorts hes just like ”dude literally all of us are queer” (nat jumps in after she calms down and goes “yeah even fury”) ((and then she gets all serious and goes "no one is safe" and steve doesnt know whether to panic or laugh)) 

omnicat:

On a scale from Skye to Loki, how well do you handle the revelation that your whole life has been a well-intentioned lie because of something horrible that happened to you as a baby?

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

God, and they have to keep making up words. What’s wrong with “big ass triangles”?

lovingcricket:

 The way Georgie looks at it though.

lovingcricket:

 The way Georgie looks at it though.

Agent Ace

dearnonacepeople:

Asexuals are the perfect spies, we are always forgotten about, we understand other people much more complexly than they understand us and no one will be able to seduce information out of us.

-Ezzy

vampirequeen:

i love when ppl “dont get” nonbinary genders and therefore think theyre not real it makes me feel so powerful. i am beyond mortal comprehension. i have ascended the corporeal realm. Fear Me