This describes my life perfectly right now.
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Actor Hugh Grant, whose former partner Liz Hurley is engaged to Shane Warne, reveals the secret behind what makes cricketers desirable (June 27, 2011)
…..I guess…..
(via beneaththepool)
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
YESSSS
people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire
then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like
“shit”
never trust people who sleep with their bedroom door open
I am a Kiwi
they are not crisps they are chips
they are not fries they are chips
they are not Twisties they are chips
they are not Doritos they are chips
they are not Pringles they are chips
they are not Cheezles they are chips
I am a simple person
do not confuse me with your fancy names
eleven used to be all bouncy and cute and adorable and now he’s becoming more and more broken and dark like nine and ten were towards their ends and that makes me nervous
take a minute to imagine how bizzarre this post sounds to other people
icant
it just sounds like you’re really emotional about math imdone
i just really love math guys
I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.
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