omnicat:

On a scale from Skye to Loki, how well do you handle the revelation that your whole life has been a well-intentioned lie because of something horrible that happened to you as a baby?

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

God, and they have to keep making up words. What’s wrong with “big ass triangles”?

lovingcricket:

 The way Georgie looks at it though.

lovingcricket:

 The way Georgie looks at it though.

Agent Ace

dearnonacepeople:

Asexuals are the perfect spies, we are always forgotten about, we understand other people much more complexly than they understand us and no one will be able to seduce information out of us.

-Ezzy

vampirequeen:

i love when ppl “dont get” nonbinary genders and therefore think theyre not real it makes me feel so powerful. i am beyond mortal comprehension. i have ascended the corporeal realm. Fear Me

australiansanta:

my friends would best describe my personality as ‘why’ 

I may have discovered Lindsey Stirling in the last few days

and

i think i found my sexuality

daisygatsbys:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

kissing-the-shoreline:

Starting to listen to Welcome to Night Vale and all I can think of is I give you a hamburger.

bearingjay:

So I played a hilariously drunken (at my end) game of Cards Against Humanity tonight and I saved this card for exactly the right moment!!!

bearingjay:

So I played a hilariously drunken (at my end) game of Cards Against Humanity tonight and I saved this card for exactly the right moment!!!