tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I’VE HAD A BRILLIANT THOUGHT
Imagine the #overlyhonestmethods posts from Carlos’s team of scientists.
"This paper is shorter than normal due to the primary researcher turning into a tree before she could finish it."
"Test subjects were selected randomly by loitering outside Big Rico’s and offering illicit bread crust for all participants."
"Experiment time intervals were carefully chosen so that Carlos would actually be on time for his date for once."
"Potential errors include time loss from that cancelled Wednesday, the fact that the local government legally forbid us from mentioning the source of the data, and the loss of a substantial amount of recorded notes that were replaced with dead silence and the smell of vanilla."
"Some results were altered to sound more normal so we don’t get our funding revoked."
it’s almost 2am and i just had a great idea for a tattoo i’ve been trying to work out for a week or two.
my alarm is set for 6am.
screw you sleep, i don’t need you.
[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive
anatidaeducks replied to your post “I left the house twice today, first for my course, then for work. Both…”
Lol I thought u meant lifewise and I was thinking YOUVE BEEN OUT OF THE HOUSE TWICE UR ALREADY DOING BETTER THAN ME ON MONDAYS but u mean work. And yes I’m back in Sunday noooooooooooo
lol i didn’t even mean it in a wOW I’M DOING SO GREAT LOOK AT ME DO THINGS way, i just felt like it was ridiculous that the stars were out both times. at opposite ends of the day
oh and i’m noT WORKING ON SUNDAY. YUSSSSSS. i’m off til monday. fuck yes.